27 New Career Choices for Britney Spears
One of the keys to being good at social media and linkbaiting is keeping in tune with the trends and having people who can jump on an opportunity when it presents itself. If you are a player in job or employment space you missed an opportunity earlier this week when Britney Spears performed at the VMA awards
Britney Spears - Gimme More [Live Vma’s 2007]
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For those of you who missed it Britney gave what can be described as the most lifeless and unenergetic performance of her life. Many less than kind reviewers said Britney has achieved all she ever will in life and her career is rapidly going down hill. However I’m not here to talk about Britney’s poor performance per se, but how you could use it to your advantage.
Taking the “her music career is over” angle you could come up with new career options she should consider. I would take some of her past actions and behaviors into account mix it up with some pictures like this …
Stripper - Britney has the proper wardrobe or more precisely lack of a wardrobe to fit right in as a stripper. A few lessons with the pole and the girl will be giving lap dances for funny money.
Barber - She’s already demonstrated her ability to cut hair and should be ready to start next monday
Baseball Player - Ok maybe she’s got more experience swinging an umbrella than an actual bat but you gotta admit that girl is a natural slugger
Cowgirl - So what if she’s never actually ridden a horse or been on a farm in her life, she knows how to wear the boots, so she’s a shoe in for the job
That’s only 4 but I think you get the idea, plus the girl is a never ending fountain material so there’s always something to work with. If it were me I’d also mix in some normal job titles as well. Why so after the post has run it’s course and gotten some links you can go back and change “accountant” to “accountant jobs” and link to the correct page on your website.
So what’s the takeaway here, be diligent and monitor trends and current events. Look for creative ways bridge the gap between the real world, pop culture and your website.
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